
VIRTUAL COIN
What Are Bitcoins? Virtual Currency Explained (Like You're an Idiot)
Members of Congress today will get a crash course on bitcoin, the digital "currency" that allows users to conduct transactions online. In just five years the virtual currency has gone from being worth pennies to nearly $600 apiece. It has funded nascent democracy movements as well as a huge underground marketplace for illegal drugs and weapons.
We set out to answer the question: What Are Bitcoins?
Below is an attempt to answer that and many other questions surrounding the virtual currency. And we promise to speak really, really slowly.
When I was 4, I bit a coin, swallowed it, and had to go to the emergency room. I've had a fear of payphones and gumball machines ever since. Thank goodness Congress has finally gotten around to fixing the scourge of people biting coins. Wait... is this the same thing?


